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fat-birds:

happy feet.

[[I’m sleep deprived and started thinking about a Sound of Music-stuck AU in which Gamzee is sent off from a space juggalo abbey to be

a nanny goat

(I know a nanny and a governess are distinct things, but pun)

I have no way to really make this AU make sense

but putting Gamzee Makara in charge of seven children sounds like a great idea]]

flypupaflyyyyy:

i THINK, yOU SHOULD TRUST THAT SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF, a LITTLE„, 

oR SHOULD i SAY, lET HER LEAVE THE NEST, };) 

iF SHE GOES AND PAYS HALF AS MUCH ATTENTION AS i DID, i THINK IT’LL BE GOOD, aND MAYBE SHE’LL GET GOOD AT SOMETHING YOU CAN’T TEACH HER, 

aND, eVEN THOUGH THERE’S A LOT OF MEAN HIGHBLOODS, tHERE’S SWEET ONES LIKE YOU, 

i DON’T THINK SHE’LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE HURTING HER„, sHE’S ALREADY REALLY STRONG, 

wHAT WAS SCHOOL LIKE FOR YOU, wHEN YOU WERE A KID? 

D —> I guess you’re right
D —> I shouldn’t be too worried about Areion being able to keep herself safe

D —> I hardly had any problems dealing with troublesome classmates myself
D —> My unusual STRENGTH helped make me out to be less of a target
D —> And I kept more to my studies than interacting with my peers
D —> Thus not drawing much attention and accompanying ire
D —> My schoolfeeding went well, I’d say

(Source: horsefeatherfletching)

technicolorchicken:

The chicken overseeing the production of the chop mix. The food processor scared him a little but he got over it. He literally stood on the kitchen counter the entire time sampling the mix. I’ll list the ingredients below for those interested:

1. Dry ingredients: ground almonds, crushed red peppers, crushed habanero peppers, uncooked brown rice

2. Veggies: brocolli, serrano peppers, jalapeño peppers, baby carrots, red bell peppers, red turnips

3. Fruits: apples, blue berries, strawberries

4. Grains: boiled brown rice, multi-grain pasta

hakuryuvision:





If you’re telling me there’s a bird weirder than the Sage Grouse, i won’t believe you.

joe-archer-dk:

Made a new batch of arrows with 4” RH fletching. Picked a new colour theme for these and quite pleased with the looks.

joe-archer-dk:

Made a new batch of arrows with 4” RH fletching. Picked a new colour theme for these and quite pleased with the looks.

mylovelybirds:

196_2014

mylovelybirds:

196_2014

flypupaflyyyyy:

*This was definitely one of Tavros’s favorite things. He pulled Equius closer and did his best attempts at nuzzling him, but those horns… It felt more like he was just rubbing his face on Equius, so he opted to gently pet his wings instead.* 

tHAT SOUNDS REALLY CUTE„, i THINK YOU MAKE A GREAT LUSUS, 
tINKERBULL NEVER COULD TEACH ME ALL THAT MUCH, lIKE ART, dUE TO MOSTLY JUST HAVING HOOVES„, 

dO YOU THINK YOU’LL SEND HER TO A SCHOOLHIVE SOON? oR, aRE YOU GOING TO DO THAT ALL YOURSELF, sINCE YOU ARE REALLY SMART„, aT SO MANY THINGS, 

mAYBE, i SHOULD OF PAID MORE ATTENTION IN MY CLASSES„, bACK WHEN i HAD THE CHANCE, 

*He tucked his head under Tavros’s, taking care with his own horn jutting from his head.*

D —> I’m not sure
D —> I’m concerned that sending her off to learn among her peers might put her at risk
D —> We both know well how vicious Alternian children can get, especially the higher-b100ded ones, right
D —> But
D —> I don’t know how else she’d be able to learn how to thrive in society

(Source: horsefeatherfletching)

Aug 8

flypupaflyyyyy:

*He hurried past Equius, along to the pile, and hopped on in and patted the spot next to him. Pity they didn’t have hundreds of mammertee plushies to make a soft adorable pile. This was still very soft, just not as cute as could be.* 

sO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO FOR THE PAST FEW PERIGEES? oTHER THAN OVERBREEDING YOUR fIDUSPAWN, aLTHOUGH i GUESS THAT’S THEM DOING THAT„,

cOME SIT WITH ME, 

*Someday, maybe, they will have a pile made up of plushies made in the image of plump sea mammals from a dragon game. Today was not that day, however. But the pile there was comfortable nonetheless. Equius sat down and got all snuggled close to Tavros in the soft nest.*

D —> Aside from the usual cycle of building robots and breaking them down
D —> I’ve been teaching Areion about
D —> Well
D —> A good number of varying things
D —> And she’s been progressing at a fair rate, I’d say
D —> I’m not too worried about her development
D —> She’s taken to art, and I proudly pin her doodles to the refrigerator
D —> She also sometimes awakens me in the dead of morning making “peent” noises and I have to shoo her back to bed, wondering to myself why I showed her woodcock videos

(Source: horsefeatherfletching)

Aug 8

(Source: spazzdhn)

Aug 8

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

Aug 4
wildroseandsparrow:

Spotted this steampunk art in Montreal #artiseverywhere #art #inspiration #steampunk #statue #inspire #photography

wildroseandsparrow:

Spotted this steampunk art in Montreal #artiseverywhere
#art #inspiration #steampunk #statue #inspire #photography

Aug 1

(Source: twindekes)

Aug 1
atouchof-blackandwhite:

My first tattoo.

atouchof-blackandwhite:

My first tattoo.

(Source: sizvideos)